Everybody¡¯s favorite open-source browser,
Firefox, is great right out of the box. And by
adding someof the awesome extensions
available out there, the browser just gets better
andbetter.
But look under the hood, andthere are a bunch
of hidden (and some not-so-secret) tips and
tricks available that will crank Firefox up and
pimp your browser. Make it faster, cooler, more
efficient.
1) More screen space.
Make your icons small. Go to View ¨C Toolbars
¨C Customizeand check the ¡°Use small icons¡±
box.
2) Smart keywords
If there¡¯s a search you use a lot (let¡¯s say
IMDB.com¡¯s people search), this is an
awesome tool that not many people use. Right-
click on thesearch box, select ¡°Add a Keyword
for this search¡±, give the keyword a name and
an easy-to-type and easy-to-remember shortcut
name (let¡¯s say ¡°actor¡±) and save it. Now,
when you want to do an actor search, go to
Firefox¡¯s address bar, type ¡°actor¡± and the
name of the actor and press return. Instant
search! You can do this with any search box.
3) Keyboard shortcuts
It just takes a little while to learn these, but
once you do, your browsing will be super fast.
Here are some of the most common :
Spacebar (page down)
Shift-Spacebar (page up)
Ctrl+F (find)
Alt-N (find next)
Ctrl+D (bookmark page)
Ctrl+T (new tab)
Ctrl+K (go to search box)
Ctrl+L (go to address bar)
Ctrl+= (increase text size)
Ctrl+- (decrease text size)
Ctrl-W (close tab)
F5 (reload)
Alt-Home (go to home page)
4) Auto-complete
This is another keyboard shortcut, but it¡¯s not
commonly known and very useful. Go to the
address bar (Control-L) and type the name of
the site without the ¡°www¡± or the ¡°.com¡±.
Let¡¯s say ¡°google¡±. Then press Control-Enter,
and it will automatically fill in the ¡°www¡± and
the ¡°.com¡± and take you there ¨C like magic!
For .net addresses, press Shift-Enter, and for.org
addresses, press Control-Shift-Enter.
5) Tab navigation
Instead of using the mouse to select different
tabs that you have open, use the keyboard. Here
are the shortcuts:
Ctrl+Tab (rotate forward among tabs)
Ctrl+Shft+Tab (rotate to the previous tab)
Ctrl+1-9 (choose a number tojump to a specific
tab)
6) Mouse shortcuts
Sometimes you¡¯re already using your mouse
and it¡¯s easier to use a mouse shortcut than to
go back to the keyboard. Master these cool
ones:
Middle click on link (opens in new tab)
Shift-scroll down (previous page)
Shift-scroll up (next page)
Ctrl-scroll up (decrease text size)
Ctrl-scroll down (increase text size)
Middle click on a tab (closes tab)
7) Delete items from address bar history
Firefox¡¯s ability to automatically show
previous URLs you¡¯ve visited, as you type, in
the address bar¡¯s drop-down history menu is
very cool. But sometimes youjust don¡¯t want
those URLs toshow up (I won¡¯t ask why). Go to
the address bar (Ctrl-L), start typing an
address, and the drop-down menu will appear
with the URLs of pages you¡¯ve visited with
those letters in them. Use thedown-arrow to go
down to an address you want to delete, and
press the Delete key to make it disappear.
8) User chrome
If you really want to trick out your Firefox,
you¡¯ll want to createa UserChrome.css file and
customize your browser. It¡¯s a bit complicated
to get into here, but check out this tutorial .
9) Create a user.js file
Another way to customize Firefox, creating a
user.js file can really speed up your browsing.
You¡¯ll need to create a text file named user.js
in your profile folder (see this to find out where
the profile folder is) and see this example
user.js file that you can modify. Created by
techlifeweb.com , this exampleexplains some of
the things you can do in its comments.
10) about:config
The true power user¡¯s tool, about.config isn¡¯t
something to mess with if you don¡¯t know
what a setting does. You can get to the main
configuration screen by putting about:config in
the browser¡¯s address bar. See Mozillazine¡¯s
about:config tipsand screenshots .
11) Add a keyword for a bookmark . Go to your
bookmarks much faster by giving them
keywords. Right-click the bookmark and then
select Properties. Put a shortkeyword in the
keyword field, save it, and now you can type
that keyword in the address bar and it will go
to that bookmark.
12) Speed up Firefox
If you have a broadband connection (and most
of us do), you can use pipelining tospeed up
your page loads. This allows Firefox to load
multiple things on a page at once, instead of
one at a time (by default, it’s optimized for
dialup connections). Here’s how:
Type “about:config” into the address bar and
hit return. Type “network.http” in the filter field,
and change the following settings (double-click
on them to change them):
Set “network.http.pipelining” to “true”
Set “network.http.proxy.pipelining” to “true”
Set “network.http.pipelining.maxrequests” to a
number like 30. This will allow it to make 30
requests at once.
Also, right-click anywhere and select New->
Integer. Name it “nglayout.initialpaint.delay”
and set its value to “0″. This value is the
amount of time the browser waits before it acts
on information it receives.
13) Limit RAM usage
If Firefox takes up too much memory on your
computer, you can limit the amount of RAM it is
allowed to us. Again,go to about:config, filter
“browser.cache” and select
“browser.cache.disk.capacity”. It’s set to 50000,
but you can lower it, depending on how much
memory you have. Try 15000 if you have
between 512MB and 1GB ram.
14) Reduce RAM usage further for when Firefox
is minimized
This setting will move Firefox to your hard drive
when you minimize it, taking up much less
memory. And there is no noticeable difference
in speed when yourestore Firefox, so it’s
definitely worth a go. Again, go to about:config,
right-clickanywhere and select New-> Boolean.
Name it “config.trim_on_minimize” andset it to
TRUE. You have to restart Firefox for these
settings to take effect.
15) Move or remove theclose tab button
Do you accidentally click on the closebutton of
Firefox’s tabs? You can move them or remove
them, again through about:config. Edit the
preference for
“browser.tabs.closeButtons”.Here are the
meanings of each value:
0: Display a close button on the active tab only
1:(Default) Display close buttons on all tabs
2:Don’t display any close buttons
3:Display a single close button at the end of the
tab bar (Firefox 1.x behavior)
Enjoy!
Nepaliboard
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Monday, November 14, 2011
Rai and kirat
"Rai and Kirat"
Nepal is a very ancient country,ruled by many dynasties.Among many Kirat rule is taken as a very significant one,being the longest period that extended from pre-historic to historic period.In ancient Hindu scriptures,nepal is referred as the "Kirat desh" or "the land of kirats".
When the 28th kirat king paruka was ruling in the valley,the sombanshi ruler attacked his regime many times from the west.Although he successfully repelled their attacks, he was forced to move to shankhamal from Gokarna.He had builted a royal palace called "Patuka".there for himself.The patuka palace is no more to be seen,except its ruin in the form of mound."Patuka" had changed shankhumal into a beautiful town.The last king of the kirat dynasty was Gasti.He proved to be the weak ruler and was overthrown by the somanbanshi ruler Nimisha.It brought to the end of the powerful kirat dynasty that had lasted for about 1225 years.
After their defeat,Kirats moved to the eastern hills of nepal and settled down divided into small principalities.Their settlements were divided into three regions;namely ,'Wallo-kirant' ; or 'near kirant' that lay to the east of kathmandu "majh kirat" or "central kirat" and "pallo-kirat" that lay to the far east of the kathmandu valley.These regions are still heavely populated by kirat.Khambu are the inhabitants of near and central kirat.Although they are also quite densely populated in "Pallo-kirat".
By religion,kirats were originally nature worshippers.They worshipped ancestors and nature such as rivers , tress , animals , and stones etc.Their primeval ancestors are paruhangnand sumnima.Hinduism was introduced to and imposed on the kirats only after the conquest of gorkhali rulers whose root was in india.Kirats were quite tolerent and liberal to other religion.That was why Buddhism flourished during the kirat rule in nepal.
Renowed rai people:----------->
Two senior cabinet ministers
----Narad Muni Thulung and Bal Bahadur rai-acted as Prime ministers of nepal
indian chief Minister of Sikkim---
Pawan Kumar chamling
Indian member of parliament
---Prem Das Rai
Former chancellor of the Royal Nepal Academy -
Lian Singh Bangal (Nachirring)
From Government Secretary and Chairman of Public Service Commission-Santa Bahadur Rai
Former ambassador ,
Diplomat and scholar
Professor -Dr.Nobel kishor Rai
Writer and Poet---Pradip rai(national anthem writeer)
Plastic surgeon---Shankar Man Rai
Artist (singer)--Rajesh payal rai and Dhiraj Rai and Sabin Rai
Voice-chairmen of the UML party--Ashok rai
Cheif of kathmandu metropolitan office--Ganesh rai
AGIP---Durja kumar rai(Nepal armed police force)
AIGP---Ram Kaji Bantawa
DIGP---Ganesh raj Rai(Traffic department)
DIGP------Gyanendra rai
Cheif of intelligence department---Chand Bahadur rai
Scholar of VEDAS-DR.Swami prapannacharya
Assam Assembly Government Speaker---Tanka bahadur rai,Vishal rai
First king of kirat Dynasty---Yelamber
-------------------collected by Sachin.
Nworldmig33 community
Nworldmig33
Nworldmig33 is one of the online Nepali developing community,specially dedicated for nepali mig33 users.As far as i know,we nepalese mig users are sick of using foriegn mig33 system and their favoritism concept on their own pride.Compromising in the lead of the foreign concept we are suffocating,aren't we?
So why to be back of others suffocating our pride and ownself..this is not fair.We also have our ability to use mig33 on our own way on our own concept with our pride of being nepali.Always being controlled by foriegn system sick of that Nevertheless
this is the best idea i got to prove ourself that we nepalese also can use mig33 on our own way.We have to prove ourself that we are also far better then other,so with such above concept we released this nworld version and officialwebsites of mig33 for Nepalese pride.
Nworldmig33 is the nepaliworld of mig33 which clearify the background of the nepali users,i wanted to expose the hidden talency of those who have talent.I know there are many users who are really needed to our community so please join us my dear friends lets express us in world so that we can prove ouself ..Nothing is impossible for us.
We nepalese are also equally as qualified as others.My dear friends our community main theme is to expose all of our hidden talency through Nworld to world.Lets get going together and prove we are something.Lets use mig33 on our own dignity,curiosity with our own new idea.Thanks........
Computer should be refer to male/female..?
"A pastor of one church who was previously a
sailor, was very aware that ships are addressed
as "she" or "her". He often wondered what gender
computers should be addressed.
To answer that question, he set up two groups of
computer experts. The first was comprised of women,
and the second of men. Each group was asked to
recommend whether computers should be referred
to in the feminine gender, or the masculine gender.
They were asked to give 4 reasons for their
recommendation.
The group of women reported that the computers
should be referred to in the masculine gender because:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn
them on.
2. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems,
but half the time they are the problem.
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if
you had waited a little longer you could have had
a better model.
The men, on the other hand concluded that Computers
should be referred to in the feminine gender because:
1. No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with
other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term
memory for later retrieval.
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find
yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories
for it."
----collected by sachin
sailor, was very aware that ships are addressed
as "she" or "her". He often wondered what gender
computers should be addressed.
To answer that question, he set up two groups of
computer experts. The first was comprised of women,
and the second of men. Each group was asked to
recommend whether computers should be referred
to in the feminine gender, or the masculine gender.
They were asked to give 4 reasons for their
recommendation.
The group of women reported that the computers
should be referred to in the masculine gender because:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn
them on.
2. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems,
but half the time they are the problem.
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if
you had waited a little longer you could have had
a better model.
The men, on the other hand concluded that Computers
should be referred to in the feminine gender because:
1. No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with
other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term
memory for later retrieval.
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find
yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories
for it."
----collected by sachin
Sunday, November 13, 2011
Do u think ur smart?Let us judge u...
The following quiz just came from Arthur Andersen.
Please see if you are
smart enough. The following small quiz consists of 4
questions, it tells
whether you are qualified to be a professional.
According to statistics of
Andersen Worldwide around 90% of the professionals
failed the exam. Scroll
down for the answer......don't cheat!!!
The questions are not that difficult. You just need
to be a
bit.............
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
.
.
.
.
.
.
The correct answer is : open the refrigerator, put
in the giraffe and close
the door. (Simple enough ?) This question tests
whether you are doing
simple things in a complicated way.
.
.
.2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator ?
.
.
.
.
.Wrong Answer: open the refrigerator, put in the
elephant and close the
refrigerator Correct Answer: open the refrigerator,
take out of the
giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.
This tests your prudence.
.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference,
all the animals attend
except one. Which animal does not attend ?
.
.
.
.
.Correct Answer: The Elephant! (Why? Scroll Down!)
.
The Elephant is in the refrigerator! This tests
whether you have a
comprehensive thinking. OK, if you did not answer
correctly the last three
questions, this one may be your last chance to
testify your qualification
to be a professional.
.
.
4. There is a river, which is filled with
crocodiles. How do you manage to
cross it?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Correct Answer: Simply swim through it. All the
Crocodiles are attending
the Animal Conference!
I hope you got this one correct.
----Collected by sachin.
Please see if you are
smart enough. The following small quiz consists of 4
questions, it tells
whether you are qualified to be a professional.
According to statistics of
Andersen Worldwide around 90% of the professionals
failed the exam. Scroll
down for the answer......don't cheat!!!
The questions are not that difficult. You just need
to be a
bit.............
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
.
.
.
.
.
.
The correct answer is : open the refrigerator, put
in the giraffe and close
the door. (Simple enough ?) This question tests
whether you are doing
simple things in a complicated way.
.
.
.2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator ?
.
.
.
.
.Wrong Answer: open the refrigerator, put in the
elephant and close the
refrigerator Correct Answer: open the refrigerator,
take out of the
giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.
This tests your prudence.
.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference,
all the animals attend
except one. Which animal does not attend ?
.
.
.
.
.Correct Answer: The Elephant! (Why? Scroll Down!)
.
The Elephant is in the refrigerator! This tests
whether you have a
comprehensive thinking. OK, if you did not answer
correctly the last three
questions, this one may be your last chance to
testify your qualification
to be a professional.
.
.
4. There is a river, which is filled with
crocodiles. How do you manage to
cross it?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Correct Answer: Simply swim through it. All the
Crocodiles are attending
the Animal Conference!
I hope you got this one correct.
----Collected by sachin.
Funny practical question
10 stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations and some equally stupid answers. Go get them...
01. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends
Stupid Question: Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer: Well,it's so hot, there were no cool cabs, so I
thought I'd watch some advertisements in the cool
comfort of the theatre.
02. In the bus: A fat girl wearing pointed high-heeled
shoes steps on your feet
Stupid Question:Sorry, did that hurt ?
Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia... why don't you
try again or should I try this time.
03. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask.
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?
04. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter.
Stupid Question: Is the "blah, blah, blah" dish good
Answer: No, it's terrible and made of adulterated
cement. We occasionally also spit in it.
05. At a family get-together. When some distant aunt
meets you after years
Stupid Question: Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer: Well you haven't shrunk.
06. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask.
Stupid Question: Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer: No, he's a miserable wife-beater, insensitive lout...
it's just the money.
07. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call.
Stupid Question: Sorry. Were you sleeping?
Answer: No. I was playing cricket for India at Sharjah
and just when you called, Salim Malik was betting with me
that Pakistan would win. What do you think?
08. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair.
Stupid Question: Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer: No, its autumn and I'm shedding...
09. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth.
Stupid Question: Tell me if it hurts?
Answer: And while I'm telling you, you tell me if I bite.
10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks.
Stupid Question: Oh, so you smoke
Answer: No, it's a miracle... it was a chalk and now it's in flames!
---collected by sachin
01. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends
Stupid Question: Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer: Well,it's so hot, there were no cool cabs, so I
thought I'd watch some advertisements in the cool
comfort of the theatre.
02. In the bus: A fat girl wearing pointed high-heeled
shoes steps on your feet
Stupid Question:Sorry, did that hurt ?
Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia... why don't you
try again or should I try this time.
03. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask.
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?
04. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter.
Stupid Question: Is the "blah, blah, blah" dish good
Answer: No, it's terrible and made of adulterated
cement. We occasionally also spit in it.
05. At a family get-together. When some distant aunt
meets you after years
Stupid Question: Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer: Well you haven't shrunk.
06. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask.
Stupid Question: Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer: No, he's a miserable wife-beater, insensitive lout...
it's just the money.
07. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call.
Stupid Question: Sorry. Were you sleeping?
Answer: No. I was playing cricket for India at Sharjah
and just when you called, Salim Malik was betting with me
that Pakistan would win. What do you think?
08. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair.
Stupid Question: Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer: No, its autumn and I'm shedding...
09. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth.
Stupid Question: Tell me if it hurts?
Answer: And while I'm telling you, you tell me if I bite.
10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks.
Stupid Question: Oh, so you smoke
Answer: No, it's a miracle... it was a chalk and now it's in flames!
---collected by sachin
Wednesday, November 9, 2011
love song
This romeo is bleeding
But you can't see his blood
It's nothing but some feelings
That this old dog kicked up
It's been raining since you left me
Now I'm drowning in the flood
You see I've always been a fighter
But without you I give up
Now I can't sing a love song
Like the way it's meant to be
Well, I guess I'm not that good anymore
But baby, that's just me
And I will love you, baby - Always
And I'll be there forever and a day - Always
I'll be there till the stars don't shine
Till the heavens burst and
The words don't rhyme
And I know when I die, you'll be on my mind
And I'll love you - Always
Now your pictures that you left behind
Are just memories of a different life
Some that made us laugh, some that made us cry
One that made you have to say goodbye
What I'd give to run my fingers through your hair
Touch your lips, to hold you near
When you say your prayers try to understand
I've made mistakes, I'm just a man
When he holds you close, when he pulls you near
When he says the words you've been needing to hear
I'll wish I was him with those words of mine
To say to you till the end of time
that I will love you baby - Always
And I'll be there forever and a day - Always
If you told me to cry for you
I could
If you told me to die for you
I would
Take a look at my face
There's no price I won't pay
To say these words to you
Well, there ain't no luck
In these loaded dice
But baby if you give me just one more try
We can pack up our old dreams
And our old lives
We'll find a place where the sun still shines
And I will love you, baby - Always
And I'll be there forever and a day - Always
I'll be there till the stars don't shine
Till the heavens burst and
The words don't rhyme
And I know when I die, you'll be on my mind
And I'll love you - Always
----------------lyrics collected by sachin
But you can't see his blood
It's nothing but some feelings
That this old dog kicked up
It's been raining since you left me
Now I'm drowning in the flood
You see I've always been a fighter
But without you I give up
Now I can't sing a love song
Like the way it's meant to be
Well, I guess I'm not that good anymore
But baby, that's just me
And I will love you, baby - Always
And I'll be there forever and a day - Always
I'll be there till the stars don't shine
Till the heavens burst and
The words don't rhyme
And I know when I die, you'll be on my mind
And I'll love you - Always
Now your pictures that you left behind
Are just memories of a different life
Some that made us laugh, some that made us cry
One that made you have to say goodbye
What I'd give to run my fingers through your hair
Touch your lips, to hold you near
When you say your prayers try to understand
I've made mistakes, I'm just a man
When he holds you close, when he pulls you near
When he says the words you've been needing to hear
I'll wish I was him with those words of mine
To say to you till the end of time
that I will love you baby - Always
And I'll be there forever and a day - Always
If you told me to cry for you
I could
If you told me to die for you
I would
Take a look at my face
There's no price I won't pay
To say these words to you
Well, there ain't no luck
In these loaded dice
But baby if you give me just one more try
We can pack up our old dreams
And our old lives
We'll find a place where the sun still shines
And I will love you, baby - Always
And I'll be there forever and a day - Always
I'll be there till the stars don't shine
Till the heavens burst and
The words don't rhyme
And I know when I die, you'll be on my mind
And I'll love you - Always
----------------lyrics collected by sachin
about mig33
Something about mig33
Enjoy new application with lots of fun and chatting making frenz..."http://www.mig33.com" download from the website and enjoy.
Mig33 is one of the world's fastest and largest mobile-first community.
It was released in december of 2005 as the global,mobile community.This community has quickly spread all around 200 countries,all around the world.
It's growing rapidly because of its proper manangement on the strength of the user recommendations and giving an ultimate power of internet to anyone else with in mobile browser.More than
40 million users in over 200 countries have joined the mobile-mig33 community.
Mig33 is estimated to be the most downloaded application for mobile-phone world-widely.
Also it is one of the most recommended mobile application by todays teen as well older one to send text message as much as they wanted without the high cost of SMS.
Today Mig33 has many additional features beyond the chat,it is the global mobile company that enables users to connect with eachothers and meet new people while expressing and exchanging emoticon expression,
showing care by sending virtual gifts,having fun with playing different games and also connecting their messenger with other instant messenger like Yahoo messenger,Google talk,Msn messenger,and AOL.
Also the mig33 service is available to any mobile phones with more than 2,000 handsets which includes most Nokia,Sony Ericsion,and Blackberry handsets.
Mig33enjoy the application and if u feel uneasy using the application drop ur problem here..thanks.
Enjoy new application with lots of fun and chatting making frenz..."http://www.mig33.com" download from the website and enjoy.
Mig33 is one of the world's fastest and largest mobile-first community.
It was released in december of 2005 as the global,mobile community.This community has quickly spread all around 200 countries,all around the world.
It's growing rapidly because of its proper manangement on the strength of the user recommendations and giving an ultimate power of internet to anyone else with in mobile browser.More than
40 million users in over 200 countries have joined the mobile-mig33 community.
Mig33 is estimated to be the most downloaded application for mobile-phone world-widely.
Also it is one of the most recommended mobile application by todays teen as well older one to send text message as much as they wanted without the high cost of SMS.
Today Mig33 has many additional features beyond the chat,it is the global mobile company that enables users to connect with eachothers and meet new people while expressing and exchanging emoticon expression,
showing care by sending virtual gifts,having fun with playing different games and also connecting their messenger with other instant messenger like Yahoo messenger,Google talk,Msn messenger,and AOL.
Also the mig33 service is available to any mobile phones with more than 2,000 handsets which includes most Nokia,Sony Ericsion,and Blackberry handsets.
Mig33enjoy the application and if u feel uneasy using the application drop ur problem here..thanks.
comment me
Some real funny insults ...
1. I know you're not as stupid as you look. Nobody could be!
2. Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
3. Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?
4. As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
5. At least there's one thing good about your body. It isn't as ugly as your face!
6. Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing
7. I like you. People say I've no taste, but I like you
8. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!
9. Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent!
10. Don't think, it may sprain your brain!
11. He has a mechanical mind. Too bad he forgot to wind it up this morning.
12. He has a mind like a steel trap -- always closed!
13. He is dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome.
14. He is known as a miracle comic. if he's funny, it's a miracle!
15. He is listed in Who's Who as What's That?
16. How come you're here? I thought the zoo was closed at night!
17. How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
18. Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?
19. I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
20. I can't seem to remember your name, and please don't help me!
1. I know you're not as stupid as you look. Nobody could be!
2. Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
3. Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?
4. As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
5. At least there's one thing good about your body. It isn't as ugly as your face!
6. Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing
7. I like you. People say I've no taste, but I like you
8. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!
9. Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent!
10. Don't think, it may sprain your brain!
11. He has a mechanical mind. Too bad he forgot to wind it up this morning.
12. He has a mind like a steel trap -- always closed!
13. He is dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome.
14. He is known as a miracle comic. if he's funny, it's a miracle!
15. He is listed in Who's Who as What's That?
16. How come you're here? I thought the zoo was closed at night!
17. How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
18. Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?
19. I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
20. I can't seem to remember your name, and please don't help me!
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